Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Pappu: What did you say?
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road. Bunty: So what happened now? Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn!